Flavortext<em>"Attention, valued patrons. The Tilt-o-Squirrel is now closed."<br>—Astrotorium public address system</em>
OracletextChoose one —
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• Destroy target artifact.
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• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.
